The Easiest Bet of Your Life

I’m declaring it football season as I can not fucking stand this dogshit sport they call baseball. It has ruined the summer for me and I’m not even remotely joking. It’d been a brutal summer for Biev guys. There is no sugar coating it. It’s time to right the ship. 

When I say this bet you’re going to laugh and say it’s all bias but it’s not. The Minnesota Vikings win total is set at 8.5 O/U and I am laughing my fucking ass off at that line. Am I a diehard Vikings fan? Yes, probably the biggest one you will ever meet but that’s besides the point. Lets talk about last year. Last year the Minnesota Vikings went 9-8. 9-8 and it felt like the worst year in the history of Vikings football. The Minnesota Vikings had a winning record with Max Brosmer and JJ Mccarthy being their QB. Max Brosmer was one of the worst players to ever walk the NFL, maybe even the earth. JJ Mccarthy will be called one of the biggest busts in NFL history and he was the leader of that team and they won 9 games. They had some of the worst QB play ever and still had a winning record. Say what you want about Kylar Murray but all the haters said the same shit about Sam Darnold and he’s now a Super Bowl Champion. Kylar Murray is going to elevate this team to heights they couldn’t reach before. Kylar Murray is going to be a game changer. 

The reason this Vikings team is going to be so good and has been good for the past years is because of Kevin O’Connell and most importantly Brian Flores. These guys have shown they can win with little to no talent and now they have all the talent in the world. Lets start with the defense as they lost a ton of key pieces on paper but if you have eyes you know they didn’t lose anyone meaningful. They got a lot younger and a lot healthier. The only loss is Jonathon Greenard and he was hurt for most of the fucking games anyway. They went heavy on defense in the draft and it will show. Caleb Banks and Dallas Turner are going to be an absolute problem. You watch. 

Now lets move to the offense. The greatest WR room in the NFL just got a whole lot better. The best WR1 and WR2 need no introduction so I won’t waste my time but lets talk about the upgrades everywhere else. Jauaun Jennings will be locked in at WR3 on this offense and on most teams he’s the WR1 or WR2 so a massive upgrade there. Everything else besides him and Kylar stays the same. So we go from 9-8 with a massive improvement at QB and a younger, faster, stronger defense and you think this team can’t do better than 9-8? Are you out of your fucking mind? This is the easiest 11-6 AT WORST team of all time. 

Bookit.