Bievs' Week 7 Power Rankings

Folks, another week of the NFL has come and gone and boy was it a dogshit slate. I pray to god you took your wife to the pumpkin patch because we won’t get another snooze fest like that for the rest of the year. Remember these rankings are my own and you’re better off arguing with a wall. If you disagree then you’re wrong. 

1. San Francisco 49ers 

2. Minnesota Vikings 

3. Kansas City Chiefs

4. Buffalo Bills 

5. Denver Broncos 

6. Green Bay Packers

7. Seattle Seahawks 

8. New England Patriots

9. Jacksonville Jaguars 

10. Baltimore Ravens

11. Chicago Bears 

12.  Cleveland Browns 

13. Carolina Panthers 

14. Detroit Lions 

15. Cincinnati Bengals 

16. Las Vegas Raiders

17. Los Angeles Rams 

18. Houston Texans

19. Pittsburgh Steelers 

20. Atlanta Falcons 

21. New York Jets

22. New York Giants 

23. New Orleans Saints 

24. Dallas Cowboys 

25. Philadelphia Eagles 

26. Washington Commanders 

27. Arizona Cardinals

28. Indianapolis Colts 

29. Tennessee Titans 

30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

31. Miami Dolphins 

32. A giant bag of dogshit 

33. Los Angeles Chargers