My World Cup Preview

Welcome to World Cup Biev. We have never seen this side of Biev and I’m really not sure what to expect. I have to be honest with you I don’t watch soccer nor have I ever watched soccer. It’s probably the one sport I haven’t played but me and my boys used to rip FIFA 16 so you should be able to trust me. 

First let’s start off with the country I live in and the country that I love. The greatest country in the world, the United States of America. Now let me be real with you. There is nothing I love more than rooting for my country in the Olympics or anything that I can but this isn’t the same. We don’t give a single fuck about soccer and it shows every single World Cup. We get all hype for some janitor named Pulisic or whatever and they never win their group. Now I have to hear all these people say this is the best team we have had in forever. Shut the fuck up man, we didn’t just breed elite soccer players randomly. We don’t care enough about this sport for me to care enough to cheer them on. I’m good off that. The lines will be so inflated because we are the home team and also the main country that gambles on this shit. I don’t know when I will be fading but I will be fading. We are the greatest country in the world at literally everything besides soccer. It’s also cool to be trash at soccer to be honest. That’s the worst sport to be good at. Congrats you’re good at running around for 90 minutes man, we don’t care. 

Now let’s get into my picks for teams that do give a fuck about soccer. Those bloody wankers across the pond know how to play some god damn soccer and I’m nuking them. I have also heard of Harry Cane so that helps. I think I watched a youtube video of him golfing or something. I don't know man but he fucks. I am taking them (+700) to bring it back to the homeland. I don’t like them but they know how to play some fucking soccer man, don’t get mad at me. 

Lastly I am taking a flyer on Morocco (+5000) only for the fact that I have seen them on twitter a lot and I heard Brazil isn’t all that. We ride with the Moroccans. 

Lets have a World Cup.