My Love Island Thoughts

Welcome to the first Bookit Blog that has absolutely nothing to do with sports. Now before you uncultured clowns come for me just hear me out and get off your high horse. Quit being such a masculine caveman and tap into your feminine side. 

 

Now with that being said I think us Love Islanders can agree that this is the worst season ever so far for many reasons. It falls on the cast and the fact that it’s early in the show so nobody is stealing anyone but what we can control is the cast and they suck. 

 

Let's start with easily the biggest douchebag on the entire cast and that’s Gabriel. This guy barely speaks a lick of English and all he cares about is mucking clam. How about you get to know them first Gabriel? Guy is absolutely awful and brings nothing to the show, it's actually perfect that he’s paired up with the only other person worse than him and that’s Beatrice. It has nothing to do with the fact that she has one leg but it definitely doesn’t help the fact. I’ve never met someone who’s less self aware than Beatrice. She looks like a fucking dude man. The only guy who wants you is Gabriel and he’s just horny. Fuck Gabriel and Beatrice. Get them out. 

 

Next I have to talk about the bombshells so lets start with Corbin. This fucking guy Corbin. Is Corbin an absolute sex machine and maybe one of the sexiest men I have ever laid eyes on? Yes. If looks could kill this guy would be Jeffrey Dahmer but it’s not getting him anywhere. Bro spent all of his VC on tattoos and height because he is dumber than a fucking door knob. Guy couldn't do a simple addition problem, legit no shot he could. Then we get three brand new bombshells and they’re alright I guess. The dude seems like he’s up for some action and will cause some problems so I love that but the chick with the mole and the one with the lesbian haricut just aren’t doing it for me. We gotta be better. 

 

Next I’ll give thoughts on Sean and Melanie. They did my boy Sean dirty. I won't lie but we have to call a spade a spade. Is Sean a good looking dude and a very nice guy? Yes, guy probably had the biggest heart on the show but let’s be real for a second. This guy left his three year old daughter at home to come get cracked on national television. Go be a dad brother and get off Love Island. Lastly we have Melanie, is this chick all there? She’s out here jumping for joy for every cornball that walks into the house while she’s got the finest man Sincere in her bed every night. This chick is bat shot crazy but I kinda like it. She’s going to make some waves and I can't wait. 

 

Quit being so masculine and start tapping in fellas.