Trent’s Official Super Bowl Pick

Hello my fellow degenerates. It is time for the moment you all have been waiting for… my official Super Bowl nuke. 

Before I share which team i’m putting my 50u mortal mega max on, it is important to note my record in the last 6 super bowls. 

I’m not going to waste any of your time breaking down this game. It’s been 2 weeks of listening to stats and trends and a bunch of other bullshit, let’s just get to the pick.

For Super Bowl 60, I will be taking my talents to Seattle. Seahawks -4.5 will be a 50u mortal mega max nuclear whale play.

I wish you all the best of luck on your wagers this Sunday, unless you’re fading.