This Coin Respecter Will Get You Nice Tonight

After a long week of WBC and March Madness betting, this three-day layoff between the start of MLB season and Sweet 16/Elite 8 is forcing sports bettors back to the ol' tried and true: the NBA.

Welcome back we're happy to have you baby. While it has been tough keeping track of whats been going on in the Association with so much other more important shit going on I've been sneakily staying involved and betting a game or two per day. Gave Trent an absolute lob on TWolves +10.5 and ML last night than felt so fuckin nice to hit and he of course let it squeak. Fkn loser.

But today we're going to the Purple P book. And more importantly we're going to a guy that always seems to cash us out when we take him against shit defenses. The literal goat. No idea how I don't have a card for him yet but as I'm typing this I just looked up a couple on eBay.

NIC MF CLAXTON BABY. FUCK YEAH TURN ME UP. HIM.

This guy deadass never goes under when I bet him not even kidding. There's a joke around the office about me always taking Claxton and splooging/busting like the shitty ass WeGovy group dancing commercials on TV. That's literally what I do. I bust. 

He just plays very well whenever playing shit interior defenses which is quite literally the only thing I ever look at for betting NBA props. He is the props.cash GOAT. And tonight he's got yet another great interior matchup vs Portland. 

As you can see he absolutely mucks up on shit teams. You're probably saying to yourself: "Does this idiot know they're playing the Trail Blazers on the road after playing the Kings yesterday? This will be a blowout." Yeah I do I know everything. The Nets have been playing with some major heart the last two games, losing to the Knicks by 1 and coming up just short in Sacremento yesterday. They also just lost by 20 to this team four games ago and Claxton still grubbed. CUZ HE'S THE GOAT.


This is a green square pal. Put it in all your lineups cuz shit is h i t t i n. Bud. Champ. Alright I'm done.