The USA Meltdown

Good morning to everyone besides the USA soccer team. They fell to Belgium 4-1 in the most laughable fashion in true American soccer form. They were never in this game besides the 12 seconds where they were tied at 1-1. During the match I was very pro Belgium on twitter as I knew what was about to come and during that time I lost over 85 followers on twitter. You genuinely can’t make it up. 

I am a cold blooded American and love the country I live in. you will not find a bigger die hard for our country when it comes to sporting events than me. I loved watching the USA beat Canada's ass in hockey and am ecstatic every Olympics to cheer on the Americans. So why am I such an ass hole when it comes to the World Cup? I will tell you right now. These guys are fucking losers. I’m not a soccer guy so it’s very easy to not root them on but the main reason is they are coddled and have been given everything to them. Do you know how big Belgium is? It’s the size of fucking Ohio. The entire United States just lost to fucking Ohio in soccer. Why am I going to sit here and act like they deserve my money and my fandom? America is known for many things and one of them is being better than every country at everything. What are we complete and utter dogshit at every year? Soccer, they don’t deserve my time and they aren’t going to ever get it. Our best player is from fucking England. Fuck that team. 

So to the cry babies who acted like their life was over when they lost who couldn’t name 3 players. Grow up, cut the bull shit act and go back to ot giving a fuck about soccer like the rest of us. We don’t even call it the correct name in America, you think we give a fuck about it? Fuck no. Get me to football now that the Team USA glaze is off my feed. Side note: England is bringing it home.