The February 19th Greaser

Before I can tell you what my greaser for the day is I must first tell you the origin of the greaser. When it comes to gambling there are two types of people, the parlay guy & the guy who only bets straights. The parlay guy is the guy at the party that everyone wants to be around, has all the hot chicks around him and is probably one of the funniest guys you have ever met. With that being said he also probably lives in his parents basement and works nights at the local library. He’s a fun guy but he isn’t making you any money doing what he’s doing and that’s okay. The next type of guy is the straight bet guy. The straight bet guy is single, gets no play and is probably the most insufferable human to be around. He won’t ride any bets with you, he won’t even listen to what you have to say but he’s probably making six figures at a finance job while living at a downtown penthouse all by himself. 

I wanted to become a mix of those guys and that is where the greaser comes into play. For those of you that don’t know, I love to nuke bets. One big bet a night that we all can sweat together and that bet decides all vibes for the night. If it wins we’re spending an irresponsible amount on lulu lemon and if it loses we’re eating a disturbing amount of string cheese for dinner (been there done that). I started calling these nukes a Honda Civic Mega Max. About five years ago I was driving a 09 Honda Civic and I thought that name was hard. Then came along the greaser. The greaser is the chalkiest, most idiotic and square bet of all time but it hits. You take three to four teams that are heavy favorites and you parlay them on the ML. It can range from -120 all the way to +200. They were a cash cow. Ask anyone in the @shadybiev army and they will tell you that greasers have changed their life for the better. It's the best sweat of your life, every night, all night. You get to be the fun guy with all the girls while also living in that penthouse apartment downtown or a 27 year old with a three month old child in Bumville, MN. It’s whatever your heart desires. 

Then I joined Bookit Sports. Before joining this company I was hitting greasers at a disgusting clip and I hadn’t lost 2 of them in a row in eons. Now that I am around the Fade God and Fade God Jr everyday we have not only lost two in a row but have lost every other bet as well. Some are calling it the Bookit curse while others are calling it bad luck. Whatever it is I am guaranteeing it ends tonight. The best part of the greasers is that I won’t throw advanced stats, KenPom or NET rankings at you. It is strictly made from that feeling in your balls & my balls are tingling. 

The greaser today starts with High Point (-1150) tipping off at 6PM. This is just a little appetizer to get the night started. Then we head over to my team of destiny, the Liberty Flames (-640). I have never lost a bet with this team, they respect coin like no other. Just a bunch of white boys hooping. We then head to North Dakota (-610) this would be sweating if they weren't playing the most laughable team in the nation, the Kansas City Roos. We then head to our final and most sweaty game of the slate, the UCI Anteaters (-240). Four teams and a dream. The Bookit curse ends tonight.