My Thoughts on San Diego

I have just got home from a couple days in the city of San Diego and I have some things to say about it. As an outsider looking in, I had no clue about the weather there. I assumed that it gets very hot in the summer but it doesn’t. Somehow, someway it is 70 degrees and sunny every day of the year. How the actual fuck is that possible. I have never seen a place be so absolutely perfect in every way. The people are so nice there because it’s not possible to be upset when the weather is that nice. If Minnesota had that weather I would never be depressed a day in my life. What a beautiful city.

I feel bad for Petco Park because it got the most hype from a ball park I have ever heard of, so I went into this park expecting to be blown away with the greatest experience of my life. It was a very cool ballpark and it’s a party which I think is the main reason this stadium gets the praise it gets.Everyone there is there to have a good time and they love to party. The food is the cherry on top. I had some of the best nachos while I was there but the options are endless. There were 100s of different options at every level and every single item slapped. The stadium itself was so cool but I expected a little more if I’m being honest there wasn’t that wow factor where your jaw drops but it gets a 8.5/10 from me on the stadium scale.

I made a couple comments this weekend about the liberal food they have in San Diego and people started chirping that I live in a liberal state so what am I talking about? First off a small section of Minnesota is red and the rest of the state is farmers who only eat meat, corn and potatoes. You think I’m waking up and having fucking avacado toast? I promise I’m not. Say what you want bout those electric car driving motherfuckers they can throw down in the kitchen. They’re making normal stuff with a little lib twist and it tasted so much better. I have no clue what a frittata is but that shit was unbelievable. It might’ve been a tostada to be honest, I’m not sure but either way it was amazing. The avocados don’t hit the same here. They have it made over in San Diego, literally everything is better.