My Love Island Draft

In honor of the NBA draft I have decided to do my Love Island Draft. I am not sure how to go about this or what goes into my grading scale so I will be going off of my overall like for them. For the guys, would I get a beer with them and for the girls would I be able to date them? Yes I am married so this is all a bit. I will only be doing the twelve original members remaining. Let's get into it. 

 

#1 KC 

 

Come on man this guy is a dawg. Nobody wanted him in the beginning and now everyone wants him.Seems like a dude I would love to get a beer with. Reminds me of a lot of my college buddies.  Let that boy cook. 

 

#2 Caleb 

 

This feels obvious, he’s such a good dude. Seems like the guy you pray your daughter marries. Just need big dumb ass Corbin to get out of his way. I hope he ends up with the blonde chick. He deserves to find love. 

 

#3 Kayda 

 

Oh Kayda, where do I begin? If I wasn’t married I would be in her DMs yesterday. She is as bad as it gets man. She gets it. She’s a bad ass and runs that relationship. That’s my goat. 

 

#4 Trinity 

 

Trinity is another one who is just easy to root for, she’s as real as it gets about her feelings. She’s not my type but she’s easily got the best personality on the show. She can do better than Bryce in my opinion. 

 

#5 Sincere 

 

My boy Sincere is falling down my rankings with how he did my girl Sol but I still love him. My wife thinks he’s ugly but that’s got to be bait. He’s sexy as hell, no homo. 

 

#6 Aniya 

 

I love Aniya. She’s a girl you would want your son to marry but watching her cry like a baby over nothing is getting old. Let my boy KC breathe a little. She’s great but she’s got to stop being so needy. 

 

#7 Zach 

 

I like Zach so it’s weird to draft him here but brother needs to figure it the fuck out. You’re out here fumbling Kayda who was made in a lab for a 6 that has already made out with your brother. Get in the cuck chair buddy, you already lost. 

 

#8 Melanie 

 

I’m not going to lie, she's starting to climb up my rankings. I didn’t like her at all when the Sol shit was going down but she’s coming along. She has handled casa better than anyone else and it’s not close. Keep it up girl. 

 

#9 Jen 

I have zero beef with Jen but she's lowkey just a nobody. I don’t think she’s cute in any way and she really brings zero drama to the show. No beef but she’s a zero respectfully. 

 

#10 Bryce 

 

I have no beef with Bryce I just think he’s not completely himself on this show. Like bro, we know you like dick. Nothing wrong with that but you can’t handle all that. You clearly want to bang Zach and that’s okay. Just be yourself bro. 

 #11 Kenzie 

 

Man fuck Kenzie. She sucks so much ass it’s insane. She did my boy Caleb dirty for door knob Corbin. We get it bitch, you know how to do the splits. We don’t care. She was the one at the beginning I said was the baddest but then she started opening her mouth and I’m out. I hope she ends up with Corbin so they can talk about colors and shapes all day. 

 

#12 Corbin 

 

Oh Corbin where do I begin. Not only are the cringiest mf on the face of planet earth but you are also dumber than a door knob. It’s genuinely hard to listen to him complete a sentence. I will bet my life he doesn’t know what a compound sentence is. Now don’t get it twisted he’s sexy and jacked but bro reads at a third grade level. Get his ass off the show.