Seasonal greetings my fellow degenerate gamblers.

If you clicked this link you must be itiching to know what I am nuking on the National Championship tonight, and you're more than likely just going to fade whatever pick I give out. I honestly don't blame you considering how rat shit my picks have been the last few weeks, however I would advise not fading my Natty pick tonight.

Full transparency, you will not be getting a legitamate sell job for this wager. This is strictly a degenerate nuke for the sake of the Natty. I don't really fuck with college football/college sports in general, I truly couldn't name more than 4 players lacing them up tonight, but that doesn't mean i'm not dropping a 20u mortal mega on this game.

For the last game of the college football season, I will deploying a 20u mortal mega max on the Indiana Hoosiers -7.5. Similar to the Chicago Bears, this Hoosier team has done nothing but respect everyones coin for damn near the entire season. I have 0 reason to bet against them, and neither do you. If you take Miami with the points tonight I wish you the best of luck because it's more than likely you'll be drowning around 10pm tonight.

That is all I've got for this sell job. Thanks for reading my sharp breakdown on this game. Mark me down for a 20u mortal mega on the Hoosiers -7.5, and i'll see you at the counter when it cashes. 

One last thing, Fuck Krabs. Be Seein'.