BookitWithTrent's Conference Championship Nukes

Greetings my fellow degenerates.

It's time for the day we have been waiting all week for, the NFL Conference Championship games. I am so hyped to sweat out a pleathra of prizepicks lineups that probably won't hit, and of course I have 2 beluga mortal mega max whales on the books for these two games.

Let's waste no time and get straight to the nukes.

Patriots vs Broncos

I have been thinking about this Patriots/Broncos line for 6 days trying to convince myself not to piss nuke the Patriots. This line makes no fucking sense. Why is everyone pretending Stidham is the second coming of Nick Foles. I find it hilarious seeing people try to defend him even though they have never watched him take a fuckin snap. I can't even say he's not good because I havent watched him throw a single pass in the NFL lmao. No one fucking knows what Stidham is going to come out looking like.

If the Broncos somehow find a way to win this game, it won't be because of him, it will be because of their defense, home field advantage and coaching. Me personally, I just can't bet on that shit. Every week everyone has tried to be sharp fading Drake Maye, reinventing reasons why he is going to come out and stink, and then he just shocks the world playing the best game of his career every fuckin week. I literally had to stop fading him around week 7-8 because I just got tired of losing coin.

The thing that scares the shit out of me though is this line movement, and how short it is to begin with. The Patriots -4.5 looks so fucking easy but you know the books are up to some shit on this one. This game screams 23-20 Patriots with a Broncos cover. I sadly just can't click that fuckin Denver button. Give me Drake Maye and the Patriots to get to the Super Bowl and cover -4.5, who the fuck wants to see Stidham playing in that shit.

I also want it to be known that I might have made the trade of the year right before the playoffs started. I had a Juan Soto gold rookie auto PSA 10 valued at around $2.5k that I honestly fucking hated looking at everyday, so I traded it in for a Drake Maye Downtown PSA 10 like 2 months ago. Since that trade, the Drake Maye Downtown has skyrocketted in value and if he makes it to the Super Bowl that could be a $5,000 card. This is one of my very few victories I have had in the card game. 

Anyways, Patriots -4.5 for a 10u mortal mega max.

Rams vs Seahawks

Now this game.... this game has kept me up at night all fuckin week. I haven't stopped thinking about it. This one means so much to me man. Not only am I a Rams fan, not only am I nuking the Rams in this game, but I have so many futures wagers pending on the Rams to win the Super Bowl.

Let's flash back to that one crazy regular season game between these 2 teams just a few weeks ago. At the time, that game determined who would get home field advantage throughout the entire playoffs. The Rams were up fat in the 4th and fucking blew it in a wild finish. At the time, I was in absolute shambles because the Rams were going to have to fight their way to the Bowl entirely on the road. But now I am honestly glad they lost that game, cuz it's hard as fuck to beat a good team twice in the span of 4 weeks. 

People forget that these 2 teams played in week 10 and Darnold threw 4 fucking interceptions, 4 OF THEM. Even in that crazy win a few weeks ago he had 2 interceptions. Darnold is going to turn the ball over multiple times on Sunday, and if the Rams can convert those into points early, take command of the game and control the clock they will be on there way to the Super Bowl.

I expect Kyren Williams and Blake Corum to be a major factor on the ground and love their props on Prizepicks. Sam Darnold is going to pass the rock more than 30 times with a few picks sprinkled in there, and Puka will be scoring a touchdown. There is a little game script for you.

I fucking hate the Seahawks more than any team in the league. Is it because my ex is from Seattle and loves them? Maybe. Just know this game means so much more to me for so many reasons. Fuck the Hawks, fuck 12, fuck Kenneth Walker and Sam Darnold. No one wants to see the Hawks in the Bowl. 

This is a Rams house. Keep that 2.5 points because we will not be needing those. The Rams are going to win and play in the Super Bowl. 

In addition to the two 10u nukes on Patriots -4.5 and Rams ML, I will be nuking a 2 team parlay with both Patriots/Rams ML for +220. Any other outcome that is not this will result in a dog shit Super Bowl. This script would align perfectly with the NFL's agenda. How can you not put the 2 front runners for MVP to battle it out in the Super Bowl? That would be a completely missed opportunity for the league and could be one of the most watched Bowls of all time. I am not one to say this shit is scripted, but like the perfect outcome is literally right in front of us. Make it fucking happen.

If you made it this far, thank you for reading and supporting the site. I love you all and wish everyone the best of luck on their wagers this Sunday. Let's enjoy these last few games of football we have left because in a few weeks we are going to be bitching about how badly we would watch a Jets vs Browns game when all that is on TV is Royals vs Twins.

Be seein.